"DIRTY POLLY" keychains...says some of the same things as the larger version, but fits in the palm of your hand...only $3.75

"MR. OLD BUTT" - OMG, this is nasty!  Stick a pencil where the sun don't shine, and he comes alive, raising his head and screaming 10 or 15 different things.  Hilarious!  

 

Only $10.33 

 

Needs batteries...2 AAA's I think.

"HUMPHREY the Humping Dog" - He clamps on your legs and starts humping it, just like a real horny dog...only he goes one step further and has the big "O".  Unbelievable.

Even made ME blush!

 

Batteries included.

 

$20.66.

These pens are very nasty...click the 'clicker' and they say five different insults, like "F*** You", etc. 

 

Only $.93 each! 

This motion-sensor finger is just TERRIBLE.  When you walk by, the finger goes up and it says 10 or 15 of the most disgusting phrases I've ever heard.  NOT FOR THE TIMID!

 

$11.26 each, batteries incl.

 

Be warned!!! 

The "X-FINGER" is a suction-cup hand with 6 foot hose and squeeze bulb.  Stick it on your rear window when driving in the city and flip people off instead of getting Road Rage.  Perfect addition for your Harley, too.

 

I'm going to screw two of them to my rear bumper, sideways, and use them for turn signals!  Ha ha!

 

Only $10.33 each.  No batteries needed..

FOWL mouthed PARROT!  This bird sits on a trapeze and is motion-activated.  When you walk by, he comes alive, flapping his wings and screams nasty insults in your direction!  Hang it from the ceiling or sit it on your desk.  Requires 4 AA batteries, but no bird food.

 

$18.87